First off,
is not handling this well. They’re practically fuming, ready to honk their horn at anyone in front of them.Patience is not their strong suit, and they’re muttering under their breath about how
this
is why they need to drive faster. If anyone dares to cut them off, Aries might just consider switching lanes out of pure spite.
Meanwhile,
is surprisingly calm. They’ve probably got a snack stashed in the glove compartment and their favourite playlist on, making the most of the situation. Sure, they don’t
want
to be stuck here, but they’re definitely not about to stress over something out of their control. As long as they’re comfortable, they’re just fine.
is busy chatting away, either on the phone or with anyone in the car. For them, this is prime time to catch up on all their social interactions. They’ll be flipping through radio stations, apps, and news updates, not really focusing on the traffic at all. It’s all about keeping entertained.
Cancer
, on the other hand, is silently hoping everyone around them is okay. They might be stressed about loved ones who are waiting for them. Cancer’s the type to send a quick text to check on their family, making sure everyone’s safe—even if they’re the ones stuck in traffic.
Then there’s
Leo
, who’s likely adjusting the mirror to make sure they still look great despite the situation. They’ve probably got sunglasses on, trying to stay cool under pressure. After all, even in traffic, Leo’s got an image to maintain.
Virgo
is mentally calculating how much time they’ve lost and how it’ll affect their schedule. They’re not mad—just disappointed. Virgo is probably thinking of five ways this could have been avoided and considering writing a strongly worded letter to the city about traffic management.
is doing their best to keep the peace, both with themselves and others. They’re trying to find a balance between frustration and serenity, possibly considering mediation while waiting for the road to clear. Libra may even let a car merge in front of them, because, why not keep things civil?
is quietly fuming, plotting an elaborate revenge fantasy against whoever designed the road system. They might look calm on the outside, but internally, they’re replaying every moment that led to this traffic jam, and none of it is good.
Sagittarius
, of course, is dreaming about being anywhere but here. They’re staring out the window, wishing they were on a road trip to some far-off destination instead of bumper-to-bumper in the middle of town. This sign is already making plans to escape the monotony as soon as they can.
is focused on staying productive. If there’s any chance to catch up on work emails or mentally organize their tasks for the day, they’re doing it. Traffic is just an obstacle, and they’re already figuring out how to overcome it and still achieve their goals.
Aquarius
is probably thinking about how this traffic jam represents the flaws in society’s infrastructure. They’re brainstorming ways to revolutionize transportation or dreaming up an invention to eliminate traffic altogether. Their mind is miles ahead, even if their car isn’t moving.
Finally,
is probably daydreaming, drifting into their own world. They might not even notice the traffic as they get lost in thought, imagining far more interesting places they could be. Pisces could very well see this traffic jam as a time to reflect or create new fantasies in their mind.
And there they are, all twelve signs stuck together in traffic—a scene that’s chaotic, amusing, and wildly reflective of their personalities. What would you do if you were stuck with this crew?
